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Primitive Style. Modern Spirit.
Where ancient wisdom meets contemporary fashion. Discover clothing that connects you to your primal self while keeping you stylish in the modern world.
Did you know? Cavemen were the world's first entrepreneurs and innovators. They mastered fire, created the first tools, developed cave art as humanity's earliest form of storytelling, and built the foundation of human civilization through pure ingenuity and resilience. At Caveman Productions, we channel that same pioneering spirit – turning raw ideas into bold fashion statements that honor our ancestors while defining the future of style.
Discover our signature pieces that blend prehistoric inspiration with modern comfort and style.
Channel your inner savage in style. A primal warrior mid-hunt — a tribute to strength, grit, and caveman cool.
£22.00
Explore ProductRock the 2% that still remembers the hunt. This heavyweight sweatshirt celebrates your inner caveman—genetically backed, scientifically stacked.
£32.00
Explore ProductWhen the night calls, answer like a legend. This hoodie features a lone caveman under a glowing full moon — raw, reflective, and ready for the wild.
£38.00
Explore ProductStep out after dark like a legend. This tee brings primal power to your night-time wardrobe.
£22.00
Explore ProductMuscles, principle, and prehistoric politics. This sweatshirt makes a stand — because even cavemen hated tariffs.
£32.00
Explore ProductFlead the tribe in style. This hoodie features your official badge of primal honour — because every movement needs a fearless frontman.
£38.00
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1 to 4% of our existing DNA is from the Neanderthal species.
We interbred for over 10,000 years.
The Caveman gene saved the Homo sapiens so we should show a little respect.
Cavemen and women appreciated art and spirituality and farmed and grew food.
We existed in Europe for over 150,000 years.
Yes we did not entirely survive but in a way we are still living, breathing in everyone.
Caveman Productions Ltd is to demonstrate how through the eyes of cavemen we should treat our own existence and reality with much more confidence and excitement.
We owe the caveman so much.
Join the caveman campaign and be a Caveman Ambassador.